Elias Zapples Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch eBook ½

CLASSIC NURSERY RHYMES TOLD IN THE ZAPPLE WAY Cinderella Goldilocks and the Three Bears Little Red Riding Hood Three Killer Mice The Three Little Pigs Humpty Dumpty Jack and Jill NEW RHYMES Rhymes about a killer slug a genius slug a murdered slug how best to eat a slug and much much including a rhyme about a sarcastic dog Inside this book you will findFunny nonsense from my mindZany rhymes and slimy talesCreepy crawlies leaving bloody trailsAnd a clever slug that shocksTales about Cinders and GoldilocksCabbages slugs and Elias ZappleWhat rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?Fun and craziness You'll have a good timeThere's even some that do not rhymeRead the book there's so much Or my slugs and I will go to war


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    I wish I had this when I was a kidI’m a huge fan of the strange odd and macabre When I was younger I devoured stuff by Charles Addams Tim Burton and Roald Dahl That being said this book of rhymes by Elias Zapple this wonderfully twisted off the wall collection of weird to even weirder characters and stories written in some of the catchiest poetry I have read in a long time this is genius A modern classic I just wish this was available when I was about oh seven or eight years of age In fact this would be wonderfully appropriate into the tween yearsSome of this stuff will be repeated talked and joked about by young boys and girls for a long time after reading it especially the collection of mischievous takes on classic children stories and nursery rhymes toward the end of the book What fun kids will have after reading this book I am so jealousMr Elias Zapple we all know you are as old as dirt maybe even older Why oh why didn’t you write this thirty years ago? What great memories this would have made But oh well I have it now And I’ll read it again and againGet this book